Funny Tenant Quotes for October

More funny things that tenants say to their landlords! Believe it or not, these are supposedly real comments. Enjoy!

Tenant Funny Quote #1: I wish to lodge a complaint against my neighbor in 211. When I get undressed at night I can see him looking in my window with binoculars. Do I need to pull down my own shades?

Tenant Funny Quote #2: When I’m in the shower I turn on the water and I get hot. Could some nice repairman fix my pipes so I don’t always get hot?

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Funny Tenant Quotes for September

Ok, here are a few more good ones. These tenant quotes are public, so don’t blame us!

Tenant Quote #1: Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Tenant Quote #2: I am a single woman living in a downstairs apartment and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.

Tenant Quote #3: Please send a man with a clean tool to finish the job and satisfy the wife.

Hope you enjoyed them!

 

Funny Tenant Quotes for June

Ok, you wanted more. Don’t read if you have a dirty mind or are easily offended!

Tenant Quote #1: Would you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old age pensioner and need it bad.

Tenant Quote #2: I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up and it’s getting too much. Its all right when my husband is on day-shift, but when he’s on back-shifts or nights I get it several times a week from Mr. Docherty next door and at my age it’s too much.

Tenant Quote #3: The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

These are public domain as far a we can tell, so don’t sue us…please!

End of School Funny Tenant Quotes

Think before you speak – things may sound a little different than you intend!

I want some repairs done to my oven as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

The neighbor’s 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence. Not only is this making a heck of a noise, but the fence is now sagging in the middle.

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

Note: These quotes are public. If they are proprietary, sorry! Let us know and we’ll give you proper credit!

More interesting quotes from tenants

Maybe they should provide a few more details!

Interesting quote #1:  “Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.”

Interesting quote #2:  “The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.”

Interesting quote #3: “Will you please send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.”

More coming soon!

Top 3 Funny Tenant Quotes for Easter

When you communicate with your landlord, be sure that you are clear about what you want. You might end of having your quote on this website! More funny tenant quotes to come….

Top Quote #1: “The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?

Top Quote #2: “I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”

Top Quote #3: “Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Send in your own quotes and we’ll print them! Email to sales@tenants.com. As far as we know these quotes are pubic domain – we found them on the Internet….

Top 3 Funny Tenant Quotes of the Week

When you communicate with your landlord, be sure that you are clear about what you want. You might end of having your quote on this website! More funny tenant quotes to come….

Top Quote #1: “I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.”

Top Quote #2: “In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

Top Quote #3: “This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

Send in your own quotes and we’ll print them! Email to sales@tenants.com. As far as we know these quotes are pubic domain – we found them on the Internet….

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